What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 03:46

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why are white women so hard to date?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?